Before There was "Kelly minus 5"...Now Introducing "Kelly Plus Ten"!!!

Javid has always given us an update on "hot chicks at the Y" after every single one of his workouts. Kelly's update on "hot guys at Y" are well...minimal. :) (The hot ones are out doing laps around the park BTW in case anyone is looking!) He has little nicknames for each of his favorites and we've all come to enjoy hearing new stories about these hot regulars. Well, several months ago we were introduced to "Hot Kelly".

Javid said there was a girl at the gym who looks remarkably like me and she is HOT! At first I thought...hmmm...does that mean I'm hot? Well, when I asked Javid what Hot Kelly had going for her that I didn't he paused and then answered..."Well...she's 5 years younger than you and therefore, is hot." I didn't like this answer much, but I found peace in knowing that one day she'd approach 30 too and well...would probably just get fat or something (hmmm...did I say that out loud). Her name was then officially changed from "Hot Kelly" to "Kelly Minus Five!".

Well today Javid informed me that I would still be attractive in 10 years. I found that reassuring but then inquired as to how he knew that information.

Apparently, there is a new HOT girl at the Y these days and as it turns out she is "Kelly Plus Ten"!

As many of you know there have been reports of my doppelganger for several years...including my own very freakish encounter with her one night in Krispy Kreme...SPOOKY!!! But to my fellow "Kellys"I say... keep looking hot and thanks for giving me hope that I'll still be a babe at 40! :)