Brief Trips to Sanity

As any of my friends can testify...my life has been one long series of unbelievable but yet hysterical events. Some not so funny at the time...but given time and perspective, they have proved to be the material of great stories that will be told for generations. Maybe my scribbles here will give you some incite into my twisted, but yet entertaining head.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Wisdom Nugget from This Weekend:

Have you ever noticed that the girl in the group that announces "I never get drunk!" is always the first one drunk off her butt and screaming obsenities at the cop and fat girls in the booth next to you at the Carolina Diner at 4am while you're trying to eat your biscuits and gravy?! :)

1 Comments:

  • At 3:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ok - it is official. i'm moving to COLORADO!! get your bags packed, kel! you're coming to visit me in the mountains! i should be there by april 24th! YIPPEEE!!! the mountains and an actual parking space...how could i ask for more?? :)

     

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